The Original Banana Pepper

cloysterbell:

Out of context Harry Potter quotes are the best things ever.

• “Tired of walking in on Harry, Hermione and Ron all over the school, Professor McGonagall had given them permission to use the empty Transfiguration classroom at lunchtimes.”
• “Stars winking in front of his eyes, he grabbed the top of the hat to pull it off and felt something long and hard beneath it.

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alex-and-rawr:

phil-is-my-cat:

isis-:

demonhuntingdetectiveintraining:

me3ko:

dingoinnuendo:

WHO INVENTED THE WORD ‘WORD’

WHO INVENTED THE WORD ‘INVENTED’

WE ARE BECOMING TOO SELF AWARE

WHO INVENTED THE IDEA OF SELF AWARENESS??

STOP YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME HAVE A SEIZURE 

WHO DISCOVERED YOU COULD HAVE SEIZURES  

nerdfithers:

notxam:

enough pope jokes. time to get down to business

to defeat the nuns

lapfulofmisha:

dearly-stars:

survivinglifestruggles:

lambrojolio:

WHAT IF YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE AND YOU SAW THE BULGE AT THEIR CROTCH AND THOUGHT IT WAS A BONER SO YOU TOOK OFF THEIR BOXERS AND THIS TINY AIRPLANE JUST TOOK OFF AND FLEW INTO THE SKY AND THEIR ENTIRE CROTCH WAS JUST A MINIATURE AIRPORT WHAT WOULD YOU DO

Prepare to board?

what the fuck tumblr

Eat the peanuts.

listenpoly:

rose-9-10:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

anamywithnoducks:

suikaslice:

watsonwho:

notice how all my life problems start with s

• school
• steven moffat
• supernatural

you missed a spot:

• sherlock

and don’t forget:

• sdoctor who

what about

• smerlin

The Biggest Problem

• sbbc

I think

• slife

(Source: epanine)

tedfuckingmosby:

allmymetaphors:

I cry when I’m angry and that’s the very worst thing because you’re trying to act tough and mean and instead you cry

mama-bird:

let’s invent a game called “infomercial”

when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way

(Source: twisted-sapi0sexual)